Sweating at work because I am dressed based on what the weather SHOULD be and not what it is. Bring on the heatstroke.
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC
Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat
"I have a doctorate in Buddhist philosophy. Now I want to learn as many languages as possible so I can teach as many people as possible."
"What do you think is the most important thing that people can learn from Buddhism?"
"Compassion. Everyone suffers and everyone needs happiness."
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay