Today is my first real day in South Carolina.

What have I done today?

I walked to the Dollar Tree for fun and learned all about the customers that try to steal stuff that only costs $1.

I am sitting on the couch sweating because I am too scared of what the power bill will cost between only 2 people.

I am hungry but cannot cook due to no pots or pans. Or microwave.

The only thing in my fridge is beer and gatorade.

I have no Internet because I am too stupid to understand the right kind to get.

I need that hunk of a hottie roommate of mine to move in immediately.

Also, South Carolina doesn’t sell liquor after 7 PM. I know, I almost lost consciousness when I found out too.

Unpacking is overrated. I’d rather stare at the wall that will eventually have a tv and read Game of Thrones.