Today is my first real day in South Carolina.
What have I done today?
I walked to the Dollar Tree for fun and learned all about the customers that try to steal stuff that only costs $1.
I am sitting on the couch sweating because I am too scared of what the power bill will cost between only 2 people.
I am hungry but cannot cook due to no pots or pans. Or microwave.
The only thing in my fridge is beer and gatorade.
I have no Internet because I am too stupid to understand the right kind to get.
I need that hunk of a hottie roommate of mine to move in immediately.
Also, South Carolina doesn’t sell liquor after 7 PM. I know, I almost lost consciousness when I found out too.
Unpacking is overrated. I’d rather stare at the wall that will eventually have a tv and read Game of Thrones.